1. Socialism:- You have two cows; you give one to your neighbour.
2. Communism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk.
3. Fascism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk.
4. Nazism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you.
5. Bureaucratism:- You have two cows; the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
6. Capitalism:- You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.
2. Communism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk.
3. Fascism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk.
4. Nazism:- You have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you.
5. Bureaucratism:- You have two cows; the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
6. Capitalism:- You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.