NEGOTIATING THE POLITICAL JUNGLE AT WORK

NEGOTIATING THE POLITICAL JUNGLE AT WORK

1. Lion king
·         This colleague is fiercely protective about his turf.
·         Avoid challenging his superiority or encroaching on his domain unless you wish to take on the lion.
·         He is also loyal, large-hearted and successful, and thus, an excellent ally to have in the political jungle.

2. Wily fox
·         This co-worker is the ultimate survivor.
·         A scavenger and an opportunistic predator, the fox looks for short-term gains and targets the easiest victims.
·         To be safe, don’t share your secrets, document interactions and increase the price of conflict.

3. Offensive skunk
·         An employee who has resigned or is perceived to be the cause of a major problem at work is often treated like the malodorous skunk.
·         Other animals stay away because the smell is offensive and sticks on contact.
·         Keep your distance if your image is vulnerable.

4.    Elephant matriarch
·         Irreplaceable long-term employees with no political competition are often like elephants.
·         They fraternise with a clique of similar people, have no known predators, have long memories and are dangerous if provoked.
·         You have nothing to worry about unless you take them on, in which case you’ll be trampled.

5. Sociable monkey
·         The non-aggressive monkey exists in large numbers and has a strong network of social bonds and friends.
·         You can recognise him when he gladly does a favour for you.

·         Learn to reciprocate and you shall have access to the monkey’s extensive network.