HOW NOT TO ANNOY YOUR BOSS

1. Don't show up for work sometime between breakfast and lunch.
2. Don't try to outshine your boss's outside activities.
3. Don't try to update your boss's absolute store of knowledge.
4. Don't invite the boss home for dinner till he invites you to your own home.
5. Don't throw your voice where it doesn't belong.
6. Don't put words into your boss's mouth or finish his sentences for him.
7. Don't blurt out whatever comes to mind in front of your boss.
8. Don't remind your boss about your technical knowledge if he has not.